Issue 00389 

Oct 1 - 7, 2005

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I am Going Home!

by lute wa lutengano

I am already planning my annual pilgrimage to my roots in the evergreen southern highlands of Tanzania, famously known as the Livingstone Mountain Ranges. The crisp clean and cool air will definitely re-invigorate my now bloated, sagging and tired structure. Actually, I am already on the verge of attaining that figure which will enable me to proudly sport an XL T-shirt with a bold inscription reading "I am in Shape! Round is a Shape!" But that is a story for another day all together.

Going home I am. I want to visit my mother and taste her soft snow-white 'ugali' which goes well with fresh well stir-fried Soya beans in peppered gravy. I want to hear her forcing me eat more, because, as she says, only weaklings and the sick hate food. I want to hear her shrill voice ordering me to do something about my unkempt hair and my patchy beard. I want to hear and see her bossing me around, because as every man knows mothers will always be mothers. I wonder what the world would have become without mothers. But then there would have been nobody around.

I am going home. I want to walk on top of those ridges straddling the Bena villages. I want to cross those clear water springs, where years back we used to pick some very sweet wild berries. I want that sweet smell of tender green grass to pervade my body. I want to touch the grass. I want to feel it and walk over it with my bare feet.

I want to walk deep into the thick pine forest. It is so vast that it stretches as far as the eye can see to the western horizon of my village. I want to walk inside the ten acres of soft pine my grandfather willed me just before his death. I want to touch the pines oily green leaves. I want to inhale the pure and fresh air of the forest. Perhaps through them I can relate to my pious grandfather.

I want to visit my old Lutheran church. Built with stones, muck and logs, more than 100 years ago, it still standing tall amidst the squat houses of the Benas. I want to sit in there on a hazy Sunday morning and listen to the old pastor extolling the virtues of total abstention to survive the AIDS scourge. I want to sit in there and listen to the mellow and soothing sounds from the choir of village teenagers. I want to hear them sing about the savior from Nazareth, before whom nothing can go wrong.

I want to be there and take in that fresh air. And perhaps come back with it to my dusty, polluted and foul smelling Arusha.

Oh! How I envy John Gronow, a Welsh businessman who has come up with a method of selling Welsh atmosphere around the world. I wish I could do the same.

Gronow now assures that Welsh expatriates throughout the world will no longer miss the sweet smell of home because they can now buy a bottle of air from the hills of Wales – but for a price of about US$ 35 (Tshs 35,000/-).

He has assured his compatriots that it is the real thing. Each bottle will come with a certificate guaranteeing the air has been gathered in the Welsh mountains. I am told he has already collected air from Snowdonia and the Brecon Beacons.

He is quoted as saying, "I am offering a genuine service for people who want something of Wales that reminds them of their childhood or their homeland. It is the genuine article from the green, green grass of home."

Surely that is a crazy idea. The only sane solution which guarantees 100 per cent success is for me to physically go home. So! I am going home!
 


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