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January 26 - February 1, 2002

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It is Raining Cats, Dogs ... And Murder!

By Valentine Marc Nkwame

Nobody knows for sure why the rains are currently falling in Arusha at this time of the year, though when you think of the dust that has been plaguing this town, rain can’t be such a bad idea.

Both history and the useless weather men, have always led us to believe that in January (and of course February), Arusha is supposed to be a very hot place ... Especially as far as crime is concerned.

The tough, January- February heat, usually scorches both the town, individual pockets and the bank balances of most Arusha residents... For credit please come tomorrow.

However, this year and particularly this week, there have been some changes in the usual weather pattern and though it is January, going on to February, rains are falling, day and night and in torrents...Plus it’s as cold as cold blooded murder!

As I said, since the town was very dusty, we don’t mind the rain, in fact we love the fact that God has now  made it official, that our weather men should find another career.

It is our sincere hope that God will be sending some more rains to Babati district, Mererani mines and Arumeru where of late, cold blood murders have been the order of the day.

But if they don’t get rains, they are likely to get thunder and lightening. I mean, there is this belief that thunder likes red color...Apparently, blood is crimson red!

You know, these guys had predicted that Arusha won’t be getting any rains this decade and probably the next one too...If the current murder trend continues, then this may well be true.

They also cheesily added that due to the failed rains, this town will not be having water either ... At least not in the taps.

Sure enough, we don’t have much water in our taps, but this has nothing to do with the drought. This is a time-tested Modus Operandi, of the Arusha Urban Water Supply and Sewerage Authority ... Alias AUWSA.

Mind you, so far no clear authority has been applied on the pungent sewage flowing in town ... Actually somebody once told me that, sewage water was good for manure, therefore should be left to flow freely!

Point taken, but may I also suggest that, tap water is also good for our home vegetable gardens, not to mention for bathing after garden work ...Therefore, tap water should also be allowed to flow freely (After all, we do pay for it).

Anyway, about the rains. It is rather unfortunate that despite the recent heavy downpours, the  Naura river valley has not yet managed to overflow, as it used to, in the past.

You see, Arusha residents are dying for a good old swim, especially if it lethal ... History has also proved that when you swim in the swollen Naura river, you end up getting fished out dead!

The rains are also a good reminder that, our Municipal Council ought to refund back our hard-earned tax money back.

Unless of course, if the council is prepared to give us clear explanations of why all the drainage systems in town never seem to work...Choked with smelly carcasses of dead cats and dogs.

That is despite investing billions of money in the alleged road project which is turning out to be a big hoax.

Speaking of the Municipal Council, have the guys in there tried to visit the congested Nyamwezi Street lately?

I can’t imagine how that narrow street, choked with food vendors, hawkers and assorted merchandise looks like in these rainy days... Oh, Yes I can imagine.

I can also imagine the plight of people living in Unga Limited, Sinon and Esso areas, where all the murky rain waters have been directed to.

Ah! As for my Njiro brethrens, you live in an area considered to be the Poshest potion of Arusha town and Bel Air of northern zone. So, you certainly have nothing to complain.

That is apart from the dire condition of the Njiro road and the fact that you can get murdered anytime of the day (but more so during the night)!

Now that the rains are falling, it is almost difficult to hear screams of people being killed in Njiro because the screams get muffled in thunder...So, it is useless to even keep dogs.

Did I say Njiro? Sorry, I meant Babati, Mererani and around Gomba Estate in Arumeru, where it is believed that; An ugly murder a day, keeps the doctor (and the rains) away!

More or less, it is because most doctors practicing in these areas can’t afford to both buy rain coats and hire private security guards...But I suppose they can afford to keep cats.

Mind you I am not trying to say that Njiro is entirely a safe haven now that murders have shifted to Babati, Gomba and Mererani.

Definitely not at this time of the year when most pockets (and bank balances) are drained... And certainly not now, that it is raining cats and dogs.

 Valentine@nkwame.snr.cx

 

 

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